So Far To Go: 10 Tips On How To Keep Your Boo

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Speaking from a man’s perspective, there’s nothing worse than going into the grocery store and seeing a bunch of Women’s magazines with ideas, tips, or secrets on how to keep a man, especially when the author is some chick that probably hasn’t had a date since the beginning of the recession. As far as this “love thing” goes, I consider myself an expert in amore. It is one of the most fulfilling experiences your soul will ever produce and many of us will fall victim to a myriad of emotions that has nothing to do with love’s essence.

Many of my close friends happen to be women and by relating to their flaws and beauty gives me a clearer understanding of their dynamics. I was raised by my mother and surrounded by aunts,cousins,daughters,and an array of lovers. Some of these women that I love so deeply, are repeating the same cycle and expecting different results. The desire to control the geographical landscape of a relationship; have left many women mentally and emotionally exhausted. Many women love men they can control and hate him when he cannot lead.

I am eager to hear your feedback and encourage you to share this blog post with your friends and co-workers. I expect some of my views and opinions to be dissected and contested from women that are searching for answers in their love lives. I’m also considering writing a book and hope that these tips are met with an open mind. *Smooches* ~Krusher

10 TIPS ON HOW TO KEEP YOUR BOO

Tip #1 Stop the Nagging: I cannot express this tip enough, if you keep nagging a brother you will definitely run him to the streets and into the arms of a woman who doesn’t.

Tip#2Compliment Him: Many men will never tell you that he likes compliments just as much as you do. Don’t be surprised if he looks at you real suspect the moment you tell him that his ass should model.

Tip#3Listen and Shut the Hell Up: Hate to be blunt but its true, most men will shut down if he feel that he cannot trust you with his thoughts and feelings. Some brothers will rather spend half his check in a sweaty strip club and pay a half-naked woman who is willing to listen and get paid  doing it.

Tip#4Stop bringing up the past: There’s nothing worse than being married or in a long-term relationship for almost a decade and some change and she decides to stab you with the chest with an indiscretion from the 20th century. If you tend to gravitate to this form of mediocrity than be prepared for a love meltdown eventually.

Tip#5Encourage him: If a brother is trying to find a job to keep himself from hugging the block and going back to prison; the last thing he needs is for you to be selfish and ignore his plight. Being a black man is the world’s most dangerous occupation in the world.

Tip#6Pray Together: In a time of economic despair and spiritual unrest, prayer is the answer to life’s day to day challenges. Revealing this virtue to your man is a priceless in his eyes and heart. Remember “a family that prays together stays together”.

Tip #7Be Adventurous: Don’t get all angry because your man has that secret stash of porn in the closet in the old Nike boxes. Yes, men are visual creatures and you cannot change how God wired us. Do us a favor and change your swag, be spontaneous. Men don’t care where you take his dick out, so be creative.

Tip #8Forgive Him: You might think by holding a grudge you are making him pay and in fact you are allowing him to feel even worse about his grievance and in the future he will stick to lying instead of being honest like you often ask him for.

Tip #9Give Him Space: If a brother comes home from work and the first thing he does is head to the fridge to grab a beer that doesn’t mean that anything is wrong. If he likes to unwind while watching the game what harm is he causing? Why should you be the only one that requires space? If he has a man cave, leave him there.

Tip #10Don’t Worry, Be Happy: Have you ever wondered why some men are attracted to younger women? No it isn’t always about their bodies all of the time ladies. We love their easy-going personalities and enthusiasm. Combine that with a dash of smiles and giggles you can best believe that he is going to find her attractive. So lose the attitude before you lose your boo.

Bonus Tips:

  • Never divulge your sexual details to friends. I can’t express this one enough, due to the fact that you women absolutely enjoy challenges. I know the juicy tidbits from your bestie has your clit throbbing for her thug, however would you feel the same way if the tables were turned?
  • Keep family out of your business. Unless it involves domestic,sexual, and mental abuse. If you decide to remain loyal to a man who commits these atrocities, you are already dead. Family will always remains biased and loyal to your emotions at the moment of despair.

Te Amo Mucho!

Krusher Kronkite 

The Love Czar

http://www.mediaanarchist.wordpress.com

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A Message For My Brothers

Peace brothers. This blog is dedicated you. I know what it feels like to be thrown into the eye of the storm and left for dead. Our hearts remain rigid from the contempt towards the woman we share the most fragile components of our lives. Obscenities and objects are hurled across the room as  children scurry for safety in the fortress of their closets and bedrooms. Brothers, I share your pain of putting all that you have into a relationship only to wind up feeling empty inside and alone. What most women fail to realize is that we both share the same principles regarding love and they often ignore them caught in their selfish pursuits.

I’ve sat in anger management classes, patrol cars, county jails and courtrooms over this so-called love shit bruh. It just doesn’t get any realer than that. I strongly feel that we deserve better and we need reevaluate our lives and the women we claim to love. It doesn’t make sense to continue pillaging clubs and bars to find wifey and  mother of our children. In 2010 pussy just doesn’t cut it for me fellas. If I had a dollar for every broad that I fucked , I could have retired by now. Our destiny must exist beyond our trousers and we must examine the reason why we keep denying ourselves the privilege of loving ourselves first.

This cycle of self-flagellation in our relationships has left us numb and driven some to the most horrific acts of desperation and anger. I’ve personally lost friends that didn’t think life was worth living without her and decided to take their own instead. Today our images are reduced to drug traffickers, gangster rappers, immature athletes, and  glamorized  effeminate minstrels. We live in a society that still despises us regardless of the fact that a fellow brother resides in the White House.

Our vision for our future must be bigger than our dicks and oversized egos. We must rid ourselves of the behavior that continues to portray us as breeders and useless eaters. There is nothing wrong with being alone and possessing the power to turn down ass at will. In fact it makes a man even more desirable to a woman who can display restraint. Living as a single parent, I am constantly aware of the female company that I keep and introduce to my daughter especially since her own mother isn’t present in her life.

Most often we are caught in the matrix of chaos and emotions from women that have no plans to rise higher than their drama filled existence. We must look past the facade behind the pretty face and examine the components of her character. Through my testosterone induced haze, I have foolishly placed myself in detrimental situations over the course of my life not even realizing my true value. Why do we continue doing the same thing and expecting different results?

If a woman can kneel on her knees to give you head; she should also be able to kneel beside you in prayer to help strengthen you. I give props to all my brothers out there who are making it despite the odds against you. I would like for you to understand your role in this universe. Take the time to dust off your Bible and read about the many great men God blessed that lived troubled lives(David,Job,Moses, etc) and inspired generations.

I can’t thank you enough for your efforts. As long as I roam the planet, I will give you the highest respect wherever we meet. We all we got. Learn to have higher standards and you will find true love. It lies within you and she will reflect your divine light. I would like to give a shout out to Quahiem the Monster for reaching out to a fellow brother that happens to have tons of info on love and relationships, so fuck Steve Harvey. Media Anarchy World War III Domination “Coming Soon”!

Krusher Kronkite

Gangster of Love